Sunday, August 29, 2010

Hate @ people who pose with drinks

We get it you have an alcoholic beverage in your hand and we all know you plan to consume it. I assume that is why you're holding it up to the camera. So I just wanted to say:

YOU ARE FUCKING OLD ENOUGH MOTHERFUCKER, ITS NOT HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY YOU DRINKS.

No seriously, mofo it is not "saaaaaaaa indie" or "saaaaaaaaaaa rebellious" to hold a cruiser in your hand. You do not look like a badass, you look like a gimp.

4 comments:

  1. i feel like i just lost my blog virginity, i feel empty.

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  2. Yeah, we figured you have to do it a minimum of 20 times before you feel a sense of accomplishment.

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