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hate you carlos tevez !!!

h8 at buskers

not really, i love those talented buskers that can draw, do artsy stuff.

but i hate that faggot busker on Swanston street who plays the fucking "invisible stringed instrument".

play a real instrument you cock.

also hate all those hispanic people who sell roasted nuts, for some reason.

h8 @ sweaty armpits.

hate it when people, particularly teachers sweat profusely and show visible swear marks under their armpits and across their torso.

use some deodorant.

Hate @ Indie-ers

Nono, not Indians.

But people who want to be so indie, they just wanna do the exact opposite of what's, well, normal. Probably less hardcore than hipsters.


Take it from this perspective which I find just ridiculous:
I speak to my friend about junior masterchef being on right now, and he replies with:
"I dislike masterchef. It's so mainstream."

I was like what? "Dude all TV is mainstream."

Whaaaaaaat!

And he's like, "well, it's probably all fake anyway."

I mean come on! It's masterchef!

Wooooooooh

Hate @ celebrities adopting little black kids

Why the fuck do celebrities do this? I don't get it. Are they trying to be on the moral high ground? Attention?

Also, what the hell is up with celebrities and giving their children Indian/African names? What, a name that doesn't stand out not good enough for them?

h8 @ concession/adult prices.

hate that i get charged adult prices when going to shit that you need tickets for.
seems pretty ridiculous, not sure what i hate more though

1. my laziness to not get a student card/concession card.
2. being charged adult instead of concession when i dont look like a fucking adult.
3. haileybury for charging $50+ for student card.

what i hate more is that they wont accept my drivers licence as proof im not an adult, and thus assume that while im not an adult, that im some adolescenet who's not a full time student.

fucks my shit up.

Hate @ that video with the weatherman

i hate that every single time i open this blog that damn video plays and sometimes i forget that i have my sound on and IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME

hate @ facebook fights

I've given myself an excuse to put this here, because I know how hilarious I am.

Hate @ people who pose with drinks

We get it you have an alcoholic beverage in your hand and we all know you plan to consume it. I assume that is why you're holding it up to the camera. So I just wanted to say:

YOU ARE FUCKING OLD ENOUGH MOTHERFUCKER, ITS NOT HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY YOU DRINKS.

No seriously, mofo it is not "saaaaaaaa indie" or "saaaaaaaaaaa rebellious" to hold a cruiser in your hand. You do not look like a badass, you look like a gimp.

h8 this copyright shit.

=
hate seeing some of my favorite cover artists getting their shit taken down on youtube due to stuff like copyright infringement.

think its a bit far-fetched to take down covers,especially since they're variations of the original song.

hate it even more when an artist uploads HIS song, does a cover/remix of it, and that gets taken down, like motherfucker its his song.

fuck u copyright issues.
indeed

inspired by katem3 and ocdrumxkid

luv u <3.

hello other posters

funny

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h8 @ those awareness comments on YT

fucking hate those comments spammed everywhere on youtube, especially ones like these.

You say Taylor Swift,I say asking alexandria

You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace

You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day

You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE ! , P.S Thumbs Up If You Agree.

Like fuck almighty. That's almost a horrible attempt at trolling, seriously.

"Still listens to real music"

>implying Linkin Park and Evanescence classify as real music.

And what the fuck is with putting hip hop there and including T-Pain of all people.

shit does my head in, anyone who promotes this shit is a fucking moron, no two ways about it, like fuck, I can't stress how fucking mentally unstable anyone who ever thought this was a smart idea is. Like, get the fuck off earth you wanker.

Hate @ sorry

Not the word itself, but it's over usage.

When someone says sorry over and over again, until it gets to the point where it loses it's meaning and becomes meaningless...

Hate @ Shitty stationary

what the fuck man,

you buy staplers, pens, pencils, erasers etc expecting them to work and shit, but you always know that these certain pens or those certain erasers can't do their fucking job. esp all that really cheap chinese shit, fucking hell.

I hate compromise and censorship

So, about a month late, Peter and I handed in our pre-production stuff for our Media film (script, storyboard, etc). It was all good and well until she made us cut some of the key elements of our film! No overly homosexual scenes and no drug use! Shieeeeet nigga, shit just got real. So that means I have to re-write most of the script and add in new scenes and shit.

Not only that, 2 of my first-choice actors dropped out and 1 had to be cut due to timing problems, which means I have to compromise by hiring other negroes !!! (Hope they don't see this). Being a director is fucking hard work my fellow blogalogs, don't get into it.

fuck !! what did I do to deserve such terrible karma ?!

h8 @ autoplay

hate it when i load up a webpage and shit automatically starts playing.
especially if they're ads.

like ey wtf, thats my bandwidth yo, i don't even care about your silly tic tacs, get the fuck outta town with that shit.

what's even worse are those new ads promoting some idiot who had some revolutionary way to make money from home/lost 100000 kgs in 1 week etc.

i think what takes the oscar for "fist through the monitor" internet ad award are those fucking online MMO ads that advertise some piece of shit game.

fuck you evony and adventure quest and shit.

sorta feel like my privacy has been invaded, don't really appreciate that i feel like im being violated everytime i visit a bookmark because some filthy crook feels the need to shove shit in my face about how superior his product is.

Hate @ Being Sick

... and by sick, I don't mean awesome.

Massive headaches, blocked noses that mean you have to breathe through your mouth, and your mouth and throat are so dry that they feel like deserts.

Coughs that hurt so much, you feel like you can't breathe.

Also, hate @ being sick right before an awesome sleepover.
No sleepover for me.

Id hate to be this guy

Hate @ brain

Im dont particularly like sending those long, meaningful messages that I have to send out every birthday/chrstmas/any occassion. Probably because I never know what to write in the first place, but thats not what this post is about. I hate when you think of something good to send, and its meaningful or funny or whatever, but the second after you press the 'Send sms' button, you instantly think of something better to say.

Please (do not) comment if you have felt my pain aswell when sending text messageas !!!!!!!!

I am (not) sorry for any gramatical/spelling errors, i wrote this at 7am on my ipod.

Hate @ ink

Hate the fact that I've put so much ink* on my skin recently that I'm starting to get rashes and itches.


*By ink I just mean pen ink, not tattoo ink

Hate @ being on the toilet with no toilet paper

Its extremely annoying. What's even worse is when you find yourself with ONE sheet of toilet paper.

I also hate people who leave 1/8th of a cup of juice/soft drink/milk/whatever in the fridge.

JUST GOD DAMN FINISH IT.

Hate @ people who don't know that it is spelt COULD'VE/SHOULD'VE/WOULD'VE

NOT; could of, should of, would of - because those words do not exist.

hate @ those times

hate those times when you're listening to music in public, and a song comes in, or a part of a song, that you really really dig and you randomly smile like a fucking moron.

feels good, but i hate it, makes you look like a complete retard.

Hate @ Logarithms

...... FUCK YOU

hate @ flat feet

I hate it when I can't walk long distances because my feet get sore after 15 minutes of walking and then I just look like I'm unfit. Fuck you, genetics.

hate @ photowhores on facebook.

In particular, hate photos where you have idiots depicted with alcohol/narcotics or getting wasted (particularly if person in question is u18, it's like, why the fuck would you upload that.

Also hate photos where cunts stick up the middle finger, looks so fucking stupid.

Hate @ people who cant spell

Also people who don't know the difference between YOU'RE and YOUR. Goddamit. 'You're' = you are and 'your' is your. GET IT RIGHT!!!!

Hate @ Useless Classes (and more teacher rant)

Hate @ classes which teach you absolutely jack shit. "Issues studies", more like fucking 'make a board game that shows how much you know about Australia class', and fucking teachers who don't know shitall about the subject that stand around the room doing nothing, and instead over-acting their teaching role and ordering every student around them to stop talking and concentrate.

Hate @ classes which are a complete waste of time and don't help you get any furthur in life.

Fuck's sake.

Hate @ people who piss on my roses ALL THE FUCKEN TIME

you know who you are....

hate @ fucking idiots.

hate seeing people argue when they're both idiots. its just something about the sense of false superiority that i find contemptuous.

also love it because i feel like im better than they are. har har har har go me.

Hate @ lazyness

I hate when motherfuckers link me to something cool like (like lets say a Utube video), but the link doesn't work, so I reply asking for a corrected link and to which they say 'ehhhhhhhhhh nevermind, im such a lazy jerkoff I can't be bothered pressing ctrl+h and taking half a second to find the youtube video I originally wanted to show you'

like, MOTHERFUCKER SHOW ME THE VIDEO !!!

Hate @ 'Hate @ FILTHY CROOKS'

I think it was better when it was lengthy and consumed the whole page. For me to read it now, I have to go to your other blog.

TIME CONSUMING AND UNNECESSARY.

Hate @ Bullshit Artists/Teachers

Hate it when you give a fucking bullshit ten year old's noob-as prac report to a teacher, and he looks at it, and says, hm, this should be enough to pass. I say great, and he says but you've gotta do better in the next prac, okay? I say yes, and he walks off.

Couple of days later, he fucking brings the report to me, and it says, 5/15 PLEASE RESUBMIT in fucking block red letters.

Fuck off cunt!

Hate @ english.

English the subject is a complete bullshit subject.

For example.
Somebody please tell me the point of analysing someone else's work and trying to figure out how they're trying to position a reader to feel a certain way.

For one: Through analysing this I'm probably thinking more deeply into this article than the author themselves.

For two: The author is probably an idiot.

For three : I am not the author, how the fuck am I supposed to know what on earth they were thinking while they were writing this piece of crap?

For four: How is this going to help me later in life?

For five: I really don't give a fuck as to what/why/how/anything about this author. I don't give a fuck, my teacher doesn't give a fuck, no-one freaking does.

English.
And to get into any course at a good university, it is a requirement that we get at least 30 in English. English must be counted in our primary four. English, english, freaking english..
Okay, I get that we should be able to speak English, read English, write English, all that basic stuff, in order to communicate effectively etc. etc.

But how does trying to get into Michelle Grattan's mind help me do this?
It doesn't.

And who gives my year 12 English teacher and any VCE English assessor, the right to have so much power over my entire life? Over my ability to get into the uni course I need to get into the job I want?

Not me, not by choice anyway.
Fucked up.

HATE @ FILTHY CROOKS.

hate this cunt, dont wanna sound like im advertising my blog or anyshit, but the post is too lengthy.

http://dontfakethepunk.blogspot.com/2010/08/shit-tutors.html

but there it is

Hate @ this

ESSPLAINS ITSELF

Hate @ Nutella

Motherfucker why can't you spread on my bread like the TV Ads.

WafflePolice - On the prowl (for your genitalia)

H8 @ unconditional shit.

in particular, hate that things are expected of you because of some bullshit reason. in particular, hate that i have to respect my aunts and uncles, because they're "family". after doing biology, and after watching one of the best episodes of heroes, i succumb to the conclusion that i think it's absurd to expect such a thing.

sure, we're bound by blood, sure i don't show any hostility.
but at the same time, sure, i honestly don't think i have any obligation to treat you like "family" or like a friendly acquaintance in the very least if i'm being met with disrespect, if i'm being met with abuse and intolerance. i mean, doesn't that sound fair?

fuck the "im your uncle i'm your auntie" bullshit, that doesn't mean shit, doesn't entitle any rights to treat me like im inferior.

choke on my cum faggots [via puns].

Love @ Fridays

I start with double Media which is essentially, 2 hours of watching Utube. I finish the day with a study period which is essentially, play iPod games for an hour.

(not) Sorry for doing a Love instead of Hate post.

Hate @ Sluts

Hate it when you see a slut.

Hate it when she's playing "Let's pat each other's face" with some random.

Hate it when she flirts with everyone she sees.

Hate it when you thought she wasn't a slut.

Go play "Pat each other's dick" instead you whore.

hate @ timing

h8 that i had to wait in the rain for half an hour today after school to be picked up.
h8 that i have essentially two bio sacs tomorrow.
h8 that i have a chem test tomorrow
h8 that i have a philosophy sac friday
h8 that i have a spesh 1/2 test friday
h8 that im going into the weekend by finishing a chem test.

h8 shitty timing, like that guy who dropped his watch down the toilet, he probably had a really shitty time.

Hate @ IB Students

Yeah, I'm talking to you. The ones that stare at me as I walk past the holy 'IB Centre' every morning to get to the locker bay. Suck my dick

Hate @ fast-paced friendships

I hate it when you become friends with someone and you share your deepest, darkest secrets and then you realise that they don't even appreciate your sense of humour but by then it's too late to not be friends.

hate @ internet trends

e.g.
Jason Ji An Liu

If you believe in
Jesus Christ, put this on your wall. Don't ignore this because The
Bible says: if you deny him, he will deny you in front of his father in
the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test, If you love God and you
are not ashamed of it. ♥.

shit fuckin speaks for itself.

H8 @ fast food joints.

hate it when you're at a fast food joint and the dudes screw up your orders and shit after they give you the meal. infact, fuck yo fast food joints in general. few things i hate about them, but i guess its a bit stupid considering it generally comes with fast food.

h8 that they serve someone else before they finish making your order, and then you have the idiots ordering infront of the food you're gonna be eating, especially in winter when cunts are sick and that. disgusting. hate this for a few reasons. firstly, i find it discomforting knowing that people are all germy and shit and they're spreading their shit on my food. secondly, feel like im missing the customer employee connection, as if it were some sort of secret bond between the pair. you dont get that at fast food joints, but you get that at other places. [like that guy who's always there @ Taco Bill].

especially hate it when they fuck up your orders, like seriously, come on. kinda feel bad for making them cook food again, considering that they work a really shitty joint, and work shit hours. but at the same time, it's like, im a paying customer, nigger its your duty to serve me my shit, i didn't pay for this funk service.

h8 fast food joints.

Hate @ Hotmail.com

I hate how there is no more 'Mark as Read' button on Hotmail anymore, so I can't simultaneously tick all my emails and mark them as read, instead I have to individually read every single email which consumes so much time which could be used for better things (such as watching Bubzbeauty on youtube).