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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
h8 at buskers
not really, i love those talented buskers that can draw, do artsy stuff.
but i hate that faggot busker on Swanston street who plays the fucking "invisible stringed instrument".
play a real instrument you cock.
also hate all those hispanic people who sell roasted nuts, for some reason.
but i hate that faggot busker on Swanston street who plays the fucking "invisible stringed instrument".
play a real instrument you cock.
also hate all those hispanic people who sell roasted nuts, for some reason.
Monday, September 13, 2010
h8 @ sweaty armpits.
hate it when people, particularly teachers sweat profusely and show visible swear marks under their armpits and across their torso.
use some deodorant.
use some deodorant.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Hate @ Indie-ers
Nono, not Indians.
But people who want to be so indie, they just wanna do the exact opposite of what's, well, normal. Probably less hardcore than hipsters.
Take it from this perspective which I find just ridiculous:
I speak to my friend about junior masterchef being on right now, and he replies with:
"I dislike masterchef. It's so mainstream."
I was like what? "Dude all TV is mainstream."
Whaaaaaaat!
And he's like, "well, it's probably all fake anyway."
I mean come on! It's masterchef!
Wooooooooh
But people who want to be so indie, they just wanna do the exact opposite of what's, well, normal. Probably less hardcore than hipsters.
Take it from this perspective which I find just ridiculous:
I speak to my friend about junior masterchef being on right now, and he replies with:
"I dislike masterchef. It's so mainstream."
I was like what? "Dude all TV is mainstream."
Whaaaaaaat!
And he's like, "well, it's probably all fake anyway."
I mean come on! It's masterchef!
Wooooooooh
Hate @ celebrities adopting little black kids
Why the fuck do celebrities do this? I don't get it. Are they trying to be on the moral high ground? Attention?
Also, what the hell is up with celebrities and giving their children Indian/African names? What, a name that doesn't stand out not good enough for them?
Friday, September 3, 2010
h8 @ concession/adult prices.
hate that i get charged adult prices when going to shit that you need tickets for.
seems pretty ridiculous, not sure what i hate more though
1. my laziness to not get a student card/concession card.
2. being charged adult instead of concession when i dont look like a fucking adult.
3. haileybury for charging $50+ for student card.
what i hate more is that they wont accept my drivers licence as proof im not an adult, and thus assume that while im not an adult, that im some adolescenet who's not a full time student.
fucks my shit up.
seems pretty ridiculous, not sure what i hate more though
1. my laziness to not get a student card/concession card.
2. being charged adult instead of concession when i dont look like a fucking adult.
3. haileybury for charging $50+ for student card.
what i hate more is that they wont accept my drivers licence as proof im not an adult, and thus assume that while im not an adult, that im some adolescenet who's not a full time student.
fucks my shit up.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Hate @ that video with the weatherman
i hate that every single time i open this blog that damn video plays and sometimes i forget that i have my sound on and IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Monday, August 30, 2010
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Hate @ people who pose with drinks
We get it you have an alcoholic beverage in your hand and we all know you plan to consume it. I assume that is why you're holding it up to the camera. So I just wanted to say:
YOU ARE FUCKING OLD ENOUGH MOTHERFUCKER, ITS NOT HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY YOU DRINKS.
No seriously, mofo it is not "saaaaaaaa indie" or "saaaaaaaaaaa rebellious" to hold a cruiser in your hand. You do not look like a badass, you look like a gimp.
YOU ARE FUCKING OLD ENOUGH MOTHERFUCKER, ITS NOT HARD TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY YOU DRINKS.
No seriously, mofo it is not "saaaaaaaa indie" or "saaaaaaaaaaa rebellious" to hold a cruiser in your hand. You do not look like a badass, you look like a gimp.
h8 this copyright shit.
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hate seeing some of my favorite cover artists getting their shit taken down on youtube due to stuff like copyright infringement.
think its a bit far-fetched to take down covers,especially since they're variations of the original song.
hate it even more when an artist uploads HIS song, does a cover/remix of it, and that gets taken down, like motherfucker its his song.
fuck u copyright issues.
indeed
inspired by katem3 and ocdrumxkid
luv u <3.
hate seeing some of my favorite cover artists getting their shit taken down on youtube due to stuff like copyright infringement.
think its a bit far-fetched to take down covers,especially since they're variations of the original song.
hate it even more when an artist uploads HIS song, does a cover/remix of it, and that gets taken down, like motherfucker its his song.
fuck u copyright issues.

inspired by katem3 and ocdrumxkid
luv u <3.
hello other posters
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Monday, August 23, 2010
h8 @ those awareness comments on YT
fucking hate those comments spammed everywhere on youtube, especially ones like these.
Like fuck almighty. That's almost a horrible attempt at trolling, seriously.
"Still listens to real music"
>implying Linkin Park and Evanescence classify as real music.
And what the fuck is with putting hip hop there and including T-Pain of all people.
shit does my head in, anyone who promotes this shit is a fucking moron, no two ways about it, like fuck, I can't stress how fucking mentally unstable anyone who ever thought this was a smart idea is. Like, get the fuck off earth you wanker.
You say Taylor Swift,I say asking alexandria
You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot
You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace
You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park
You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day
You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE ! , P.S Thumbs Up If You Agree.
Like fuck almighty. That's almost a horrible attempt at trolling, seriously.
"Still listens to real music"
>implying Linkin Park and Evanescence classify as real music.
And what the fuck is with putting hip hop there and including T-Pain of all people.
shit does my head in, anyone who promotes this shit is a fucking moron, no two ways about it, like fuck, I can't stress how fucking mentally unstable anyone who ever thought this was a smart idea is. Like, get the fuck off earth you wanker.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Hate @ sorry
Not the word itself, but it's over usage.
When someone says sorry over and over again, until it gets to the point where it loses it's meaning and becomes meaningless...
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Hate @ Shitty stationary
what the fuck man,
you buy staplers, pens, pencils, erasers etc expecting them to work and shit, but you always know that these certain pens or those certain erasers can't do their fucking job. esp all that really cheap chinese shit, fucking hell.
Friday, August 20, 2010
I hate compromise and censorship
So, about a month late, Peter and I handed in our pre-production stuff for our Media film (script, storyboard, etc). It was all good and well until she made us cut some of the key elements of our film! No overly homosexual scenes and no drug use! Shieeeeet nigga, shit just got real. So that means I have to re-write most of the script and add in new scenes and shit.
Not only that, 2 of my first-choice actors dropped out and 1 had to be cut due to timing problems, which means I have to compromise by hiring other negroes !!! (Hope they don't see this). Being a director is fucking hard work my fellow blogalogs, don't get into it.
fuck !! what did I do to deserve such terrible karma ?!
Not only that, 2 of my first-choice actors dropped out and 1 had to be cut due to timing problems, which means I have to compromise by hiring other negroes !!! (Hope they don't see this). Being a director is fucking hard work my fellow blogalogs, don't get into it.
fuck !! what did I do to deserve such terrible karma ?!
h8 @ autoplay
hate it when i load up a webpage and shit automatically starts playing.
especially if they're ads.
like ey wtf, thats my bandwidth yo, i don't even care about your silly tic tacs, get the fuck outta town with that shit.
what's even worse are those new ads promoting some idiot who had some revolutionary way to make money from home/lost 100000 kgs in 1 week etc.
i think what takes the oscar for "fist through the monitor" internet ad award are those fucking online MMO ads that advertise some piece of shit game.
fuck you evony and adventure quest and shit.
sorta feel like my privacy has been invaded, don't really appreciate that i feel like im being violated everytime i visit a bookmark because some filthy crook feels the need to shove shit in my face about how superior his product is.
especially if they're ads.
like ey wtf, thats my bandwidth yo, i don't even care about your silly tic tacs, get the fuck outta town with that shit.
what's even worse are those new ads promoting some idiot who had some revolutionary way to make money from home/lost 100000 kgs in 1 week etc.
i think what takes the oscar for "fist through the monitor" internet ad award are those fucking online MMO ads that advertise some piece of shit game.
fuck you evony and adventure quest and shit.
sorta feel like my privacy has been invaded, don't really appreciate that i feel like im being violated everytime i visit a bookmark because some filthy crook feels the need to shove shit in my face about how superior his product is.
Hate @ Being Sick
... and by sick, I don't mean awesome.
Massive headaches, blocked noses that mean you have to breathe through your mouth, and your mouth and throat are so dry that they feel like deserts.
Coughs that hurt so much, you feel like you can't breathe.
Also, hate @ being sick right before an awesome sleepover.
No sleepover for me.
Massive headaches, blocked noses that mean you have to breathe through your mouth, and your mouth and throat are so dry that they feel like deserts.
Coughs that hurt so much, you feel like you can't breathe.
Also, hate @ being sick right before an awesome sleepover.
No sleepover for me.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Hate @ brain
Im dont particularly like sending those long, meaningful messages that I have to send out every birthday/chrstmas/any occassion. Probably because I never know what to write in the first place, but thats not what this post is about. I hate when you think of something good to send, and its meaningful or funny or whatever, but the second after you press the 'Send sms' button, you instantly think of something better to say.
Please (do not) comment if you have felt my pain aswell when sending text messageas !!!!!!!!
I am (not) sorry for any gramatical/spelling errors, i wrote this at 7am on my ipod.
Please (do not) comment if you have felt my pain aswell when sending text messageas !!!!!!!!
I am (not) sorry for any gramatical/spelling errors, i wrote this at 7am on my ipod.
Monday, August 16, 2010
Hate @ ink
Hate the fact that I've put so much ink* on my skin recently that I'm starting to get rashes and itches.
*By ink I just mean pen ink, not tattoo ink
*By ink I just mean pen ink, not tattoo ink
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